seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

So you like chemistry puns…

I have another driving test in 8 hours and am leaving for work in 13

I should probably get more than 7 hours sleep, but

whoops, I guess

searchiebutt:

unfollowed 3-400 blogs hell yeah

I AM SUPER HAPPY TO SEE THAT I HAVE THE SEARCHIE FOLLOW OF APPROVAL

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

Nobody ever cares/points out that his name is basically “Fuckwad”…

thecutestofthecute:

Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!

coffeeandspentbrass:

Dynamic Tactical Assault Kitty

coffeeandspentbrass:

Dynamic Tactical Assault Kitty

tokyotwins:

jet plane hits the wall of sound SONIC BOOM

tokyotwins:

jet plane hits the wall of sound SONIC BOOM

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

brookshawphotography:

A young Sumatran Tiger Cub at Chester Zoo…
They have successfully raised 4 cubs over the past 3 years and are part of an international breeding programme. When you consider there are less than 400 of these wonderful tigers left in the world then this is positive news…

brookshawphotography:

A young Sumatran Tiger Cub at Chester Zoo…

They have successfully raised 4 cubs over the past 3 years and are part of an international breeding programme. When you consider there are less than 400 of these wonderful tigers left in the world then this is positive news…

what the fuck is a northern territory accent? How is different to a southern Australian accent???

Wow, I think I remember saying something about this like a month ago? Maybe two?

Northern Territorians have thick Australian accents - think Steve Irwin.
South Australians have more English accents.

While we sound like we’re a person who speaks the Queen’s English with a mild Australian inflection, people from most other states have accents of condensed Australia.

It’s hard to explain without sounding like I’m favouring one accent  and making the other sound dumb, but really, my point back then (I think) was just to say that they’re not the same.

It’d be like saying a Boston and a Texan accent sound the same, or that all English accents are the same.

Most countries have different accents despite usually having the same language or dialect across the board.

Don’t take my comments the wrong way, that’s just something I’ve noticed, being South Australian and all. Send me a link the post where you think I was out of line and I’ll correct it.

I want to just sit down and watch all of ATLA again, but I have work and friends and even if I could sit in the one spot for… (let’s see, each episode is ~23 minutes, there’s 61 episodes… 23 and a bit hours.)

Even if I could sit in the one spot for a day, I’d need to eat/sleep/go to the toilet and then I’d check Facebook or tumblr and get distracted then I wouldn’t feel like continuing…

bah.

That feel when you’re too lazy to do something you want to that literally requires you to do nothing but stare at a screen.