>sneaking around at 2am for food

>being extremely careful to not make a noise




so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

#it’s like a kitten fountain


Death Note text posts inspired by that text post meme floating around.

Part 1

Part of me wants to just call up the Ferguson police departments and do the Lemongrab scream until they hang up


Does anyone else ever say stuff that makes you blush and chill at the same time?

I just made a joke to one of my friends that made me partially go “oh god, I just said that” and partially “oh god, WHY did I just say that”

I went cold then hot then cold


Hey! A note about ffxiv: if the game was used, the code won't work. They're one time codes with every copy.

The game was bought new. I took it out of it’s wrapping, but it sat in the game cupboard for like a year before anyone used it. I think my step-dad said he was going to play it but didn’t realise it was an online thing, so he got shitty when he had to make an account. Shouldn’t the game be set to the PS3, not just to his account on it? And if so, why can’t I play on that same PS3?






If police aren’t given adequate training to take down an unarmed civilian without resorting to lead, someone needs to smack whoever gave them a badge.

Literally the first thing you should be taught about guns is to never use them if you can avoid it.

According to…

So our police force should be more UK-ish? Only reasonable if our gun laws become like theirs, because it would be dumb for cops to not have guns while citizens have a conceal and carry.

"I can understand police wearing guns, since the populous are allowed to do the same, which is dumb, but they shouldn’t use them in any but an extreme life-threatening emergency where no other options are available."

It’s almost like you didn’t even read the post before commenting… but no, nobody would do that.

Had a doozy of a dream. All kinds of feels.
Too bad there’s no way to make a post break on iPod, this is sitting in drafts until I get to a computer.

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im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it


Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn’t watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider. For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist’s specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event, anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do). This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.
When I got Robin Williams’ rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work. I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I’m sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he’d also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back. I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions. He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let’s hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example.

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My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  


I want to play FFXIV, but my registration code isn’t working and Square Enix support can’t help. They’ve asked me to talk to Sony or the original seller.

I have no idea where my step-dad bought the game from and Sony is probably going to send me back to Square Enix, but I’ll try nagging them, anyway.

(I put the disc into the PS3, load the game, it asks for a registration code, I enter it, and it says the code could be invalid. The first letter is a D, which could also be a 0 or an O, but I’ve tried all 3 and none work, so I went to Square Enix and three days later I talked to someone that spoke suspiciously robotically and have been sent elsewhere. Ugh.)



I called up my loan management company, and their hold music is “Linkin Park - In The End”

Excuse me but fuck you.

i tried so far

and got so hard

but in the end

they didn’t even answer